Iron Throne Bathroom Decal
Ask anyone who grew up in a big family and they'll tell you about the original Game of Thrones... Getting into the bathroom when you need it! Talk about a power struggle. "Just a minute!" is exactly the last thing…
Stormtrooper Bath Robe
Every Imperial Stormtrooper deserves a spa day, even if they can't hit the broad side of a barn with an E-11 blaster rifle. These luxurious hooded robes are made of 100% cotton terry cloth (which is the same material used…
Toilet Target Sticker
Keeping a clean bathroom is pretty essential to doing repeat business with "houseguests" and party friends. When it comes to spillage, it's recommended to take whatever measures one can to ensure proper utilization of the facilities. In other words, if…
Cupcake Flavored Toothpaste
Life is short. Start your day with a bit of dessert! That morning routine just became a little bit sweeter because now you can get cupcake flavored toothpaste! It's like celebrating someone's birthday every time you brush your pearly whites.…
Batman Mirror
The term "man cave" has never appeared on this website and the only reason it's being used right now is to point out how every man cave is the result of a man using whatever resources are at his disposal…
Towel Warmer
This is the kind of thing most people never even realize they can buy and makes such a huge difference to the quality of a person's life. Like noise-canceling headphones and an eye mask for airplane travel. Or prostitutes. Seriously, though. This…
Showerhead with Built-In Wireless Speaker
Are you tired of taking the same old shower? It's, like, ugh, eeeevery day you get in the saaaame shower and there's, like, water in there and soap and shampoo and you just stand there, cleaning yourself while you space…
Bacon Towel
It's a good thing this hand towel isn't as greasy as it looks! The quality of printing on these things is really getting out of control. It almost looks too real... Even the most devout bacon lover may shy away from…
Monkey Farts Fragrance Oil
Everybody loves monkeys! Probably not enough to want to sit around and smell their farts but that's okay because this doesn't smell like actual monkey farts. Monkey Farts is a fragrance with a very fruity and tropical vibe, some banana…
Polaroid Toilet Paper Roll and Camera-Shaped Holder
A picture is worth a thousand words, so... Eh, maybe we won't finish that thought. If you don't think about the philosophical implications of wiping butts with nice pictures of houses and flowers and clouds and stuff, this is a pretty…
Detachable Microphone Shower Head
Everybody sings in the shower. It just sounds so good in there! None of us are psychologists but we'd bet money on a study showing that people who start their day off by singing in the shower have better/happier/more productive days…
Party Toilet Night Light
Now this is a product with wide-reaching appeal! From scared kids to nerdy teens to wasted party guests to blind senior citizens, humans at every stage of life can appreciate a motion-activated toilet bowl light. It isn’t just a nightlight…