The Little Book of Butts
You like butts. Know how we know? Because EVERYBODY likes butts. This is a book about butts. It’s a good book to give to people who love butts and people who don’t love butts because it’s a book about butts.…
Nikki Lipstick Panties
These are some sassy G-strings! Nikki Lipstick is responsible for bringing these thongs into existence. There are over 15 different sayings available and NONE of them have any chill! (Well, the ones that say “xanax,” maybe…) These will make a perfect…
Buttwiser T-Shirt
"This butt’s for you!” Hilarious parody of the famous Budweiser label and ads, featuring the backsides of some scantily clad women and a few takes on familiar slogans, like, “King of Rears.” This is sure to be a hit at the…
Saved by the Bell Kelly Kapowski Sweater
Valley girls are already so excited… Look at this perfect recreation of a ¾ length sleeve, lowcut Bayside Tigers sweater - just like the ones from Saved by the Bell! Share this post!
Furry Hooded Wolf Scarf with Mitten Pockets
This is much cheaper than a Spirit Hood and will bring your fur fantasies to life! Complete with a zippered pocket and a button to secure the hood, you’ll wonder how you ever made it through a Furry Fest without…
Reusable Flesh-Colored Nipple Covers
How to Freak Out Everyone at Your Gym Step 1: Nipple Erasers! Or, well, there are more normal reasons to use discreet pasties. Pretty much ever since J. Lo wore that dress in the '90s there have been mass produced…