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Fireworks Oreos

Fireworks Oreos

Did somebody call an Oreo executive a basic bitch or something? Everyone's fave sandwich cookie company is acting like they've got something to prove lately with all the crazy flavors they've been rolling out. This time it isn't even a…

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KFC Romance Novel

KFC Romance Novel

Romance, escapism and fast food chicken collide in a wistful tale of one woman's discovery of her own freedom to love... and to live... This is marketing on a level unlike anything we've seen before, folks. Forget product placement. Forget…

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Plant 10 Trees Hemp Hat

Plant 10 Trees Hemp Hat

Do yourself and the environment a favor by picking up one of these hats. First, the brand plants ten trees for every hat they sell. Trees do great things for the planet, like create oxygen. You know, the stuff your…

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Cactus Candles

Cactus Candles

Add a touch of the desert to your next mezcal tasting party with some adorable tea candles! Like an itty bitty bit of the Southwest in your home, these candles look just like tiny cactuses! Or cacti, if you will.…

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Egg Cuber

Egg Cuber

Are you sick and tired of eggs with an oblong shape? Join the club! Round eggs are just so stupid looking and... round... and shit... It's not right and it's not fair. Aside from potential ethical concerns, it's apparently super…

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Wu-Tang Sword Logo Shirt

Wu-Tang Sword Logo Shirt

Display your allegiance to the one and only Wu-Tang Clan with this epic tee! The legendary Wu-Tang logo is all anyone needs to recognize a fan of the Wu but this particular shirt has some extra clues that you're more…

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NES Controller Notebook

NES Controller Notebook

Here's a cheat code for life: own a notebook. Studies have shown that physically writing something down (rather than typing it) leads to people being more likely to remember what was written down and being quicker to locate the specific note in question if a refresher…

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Fortune Teller Pen

Fortune Teller Pen

It's basically a scientific fact that making your own decisions is the worst. 90% of what sucks about being an adult is having to make all your own decisions. Like, when was the last time someone came up to you…

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Coffee-Infused Maple Syrup

Coffee-Infused Maple Syrup

First off, we wanna apologize to everyone who's stoned right now. You weren't prepared for this and there was honestly no way for us to prepare you without just jumping right into it. One minute, there you were, just screwing…

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Rainbow Pencils

Rainbow Pencils

There's nothing quite like using a real pencil. Whether you're writing or drawing, the process is the same: a thought that exists in your mind is moved through your body and into your hand, where pressing pencil to paper allows…

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Complete Far Side Collection

Complete Far Side Collection

The Far Side is essentially the exact opposite of The Family Circus. While both comics generally use a single panel format instead of the typical multi-paneled "strip" of most newspaper comics, one of them is the worst piece of unfunny…

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iMac Travel Case

iMac Travel Case

Traveling with an iMac just got about a thousand times easier. The iMac is a wonderfully designed computer, as far as saving space and aesthetics go. Housing the circuitry and storage behind the display to pack everything into one unit…

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