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Bring Me Wine Socks

Bring Me Wine Socks

When the shoes come off and the feet go up, that means it's time for wine! Send the message loud and clear with a pair of socks that say "IF YOU CAN READ THIS PLEASE BRING ME WINE" on the bottoms…

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Wine Sippy Cup

Wine Sippy Cup

Toddlers need sippy cups so they don't spill their grape juice everywhere. Drunk adults are a lot like toddlers, so guess what? Adult sippy cups! So you've graduated to wine (a.k.a. adult grape juice) and think you're pretty sophisticated, huh?…

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Wooden Puzzle Bottle Lock

Wooden Puzzle Bottle Lock

Let's get one thing straight: it's perfectly acceptable for one adult to give another adult a bottle of booze as a gift for any holiday. Barring any case-specific exceptions that would make it an inappropriate gift, there's not a damn…

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Sock Monkey Wine Holder

Sock Monkey Wine Holder

Wine Monkey! That funky monkey! A lot of us had a sock monkey when we were young children. The sock monkey makes a great companion for kids but we're all grown up now and that sock monkey's ready to party…

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Stocking Spacebag

Stocking Spacebag

Skip the chocolate oranges... Fill up your stocking with some real holiday cheer this year! It's the Santa's Stocking Flask! You may have seen this item around this time last year, as it went completely viral and sold out literally…

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Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…

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Martini/Wine Glasses

Martini/Wine Glasses

Here are some glasses you can own to trick people into thinking you're more grown up and sophisticated than you really are! First of all, let's be real: these are wine glasses. Yeah, you can absolutely flip the thing over…

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Bossy Coasters

Bossy Coasters

Stop beating around the bush and let your houseguests now those coasters are there for a reason! You know the feeling. You hook everyone up with drinks and send them into the living room only to walk in there a…

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Zombiepocalypse

EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse

If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…

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Wine Not

EXCLUSIVE: Wine Not

Here's an all-new post featuring some of the best gadgets and glasses and knickknacks for wine drinkers! This site is called drunkMall and we do our best not to treat drinkers of various spirits equally. (Except you Jäger drinkers. You're…

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Deluxe Bathtub Caddy

Deluxe Bathtub Caddy

Fuck. Yes. This is everything. Bathtub is bae. Bathtub is life. There's nothing in this whole wide world like immersing yourself - with all your stress and aches and tension - into a tub full of steaming hot water (and…

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Drunk Giraffe Wine Holder

Drunk Giraffe Wine Holder

Here's a wine holder for the drunk giraffe in us all!   Not that we've ever seen a drunk giraffe. But if a giraffe did get drunk then it would be a pure shitshow. That high center of gravity and those…

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