GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!
You ever think about how many different types of bags there are in the world? Well you're about to because that's what we decided to do this week - scour the Internet for all the different kinds of notable bags…
Hammock Pool Floats
Hammocks in water are so much better than hammocks on land. Look, if you enjoy more than, say, 13 alcoholic beverages on an average day then a hammock strung up between two trees or whatever is not your friend. You…
Sugar Skull Beach Blanket
Party on the beach? Whether you're headed south of the border for summer or hitting up a coast in the States, this sugar skull beach blanket towel deserves a spot in your packed bag. These super bright colors will be…
Bluetooth Cooler
You know how every time you go to the beach it's like, "Damn, I wish I had my guitar rig here so I could lay down some epic riffs while gazing out at these waves." Okay, so you've probably never…
Patrick Shorts
Hit up the spot dressed like a fan favorite from Bikini Bottom, Patrick Star! That dumbass starfish is always sporting these shorts when getting into trouble with his best friend Spongebob Squarepants. Now you can wear the shorts too! If you had…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
It's a good thing Kim Kardashian's ass never did break the Internet because if that had happened then you'd probably never find out about this pool float. That's right. Like a fame groupie's dream come to life, you can now…
Pink Ice Cream Cone Fan
Did you know that eating ice cream when it's hot outside doesn't actually help you cool down? Apparently putting all that sugar and cream into your system causes your body temperature to rise. Of course, you should feel totally free…
Overalls Swimsuit
Old MacDonald had a pool, E-I-E-I-O! Adult overalls are (amazingly) still a thing. Not, like, for farmers. That's who overalls are for and that isn't surprising. But the youth of America, the young people out there buying up what's trendy…
Fire Skull
ATTN: all aspiring supervillains! This imitation human skull is made from lava rock granules and ceramic materials that have been steel reinforced to withstand extreme temperatures, such as those found in a beautiful gas fireplace or fire pit! Place one…
Reserved Pool Towel
Stake out some poolside property for yourself with a RESERVED beach towel! You know how it is when you hit up the pool at some swanky Las Vegas casino or Bahamas resort... They've got those attendants in the white khaki shorts…
SPRING BREAK: Pool Party
You better be ready to get wet! Whatever else is going on in your world, good or bad, doesn't matter to the weather. When the sun comes out to play, you gotta forget all that other business and start figuring…
Cooling Wine Cups
These wineglass shaped cups will keep your beverages chilled without need of ice! Whether you drink your wine cold or not, the wineglass is a great shape for other adult beverages. Straight liquors can be better appreciated in a wineglass than…