Party Game for Pun Lovers
Who doesn't love a good pun?! Hopefully you do because most dads in America hit the buy button as soon as they read the title of this post and it's only a matter of time before you're over at someone's…
Santa Hat with Hidden Flask
Now that's Christmas spirits! Everyone remembers that Santa's Stocking flask that went viral last year, sold out everywhere and then you couldn't get it for less than $80 anywhere online, right? Okay, well this hat could be this year's that.…
iRoller Screen Cleaner
How gross is your phone screen right now? You know what, don't answer that. We've all got the same issues. Everyone's phone screen is smudged to oblivion, we get it. It's only to be expected, since the entire purpose of…
Crime Scene Scarf
No one can say they weren't warned when you're wearing this scarf the looks like yellow crime scene tape! There's probably some half-smart Marilyn Monroe or Jack Kerouac quote we could use here but everyone knows that crazy people are…
Spock Koozie
Set phasers to fun! Sitting around the house, strolling around your favorite convention, even cruising at warp speed through the final frontiers of space - enjoy your favorite adult or non-adult canned beverages in stylish koozie paying tribute to Mr. Spock of…
Future Shades Party Glasses
Party like a cyborg from the 1980s version of the future with some outrageously versatile LED shades! These differ from a lot of the light-up gear previously posted on drunkMall in two ways. One, the quality of LEDs is much higher,…
Hands-Free Device Control
Remember how when Minority Report came out there was that whole thing with Tom Cruise's character quickly organizing information on a sort-of holographic computer display by moving his hands around and "grabbing" the images to place them where he wanted…
EXCLUSIVE: Life Hacks for Sale
Are you SICK & TIRED of all these PROBLEMS IN YOUR LIFE?!?! Spoiler Alert: Pro Tip - You need some LIFE HACKS! Before drunkMall, it used to be quite an undertaking to find some decent life hacks. You can only…
Otamatone Touch Instrument
It's a fun and easy musical instrument that nearly anyone can play! Honestly, it's so much work to learn a traditional instrument and nobody even cares if you know how to play one anymore. At this point, you've got just…
Fart Filtering Panties
Now, girls don't fart, of course. Everyone knows that. But if they did fart, then wouldn't it be great if their dirty kimchi tofu ramen noodle ass-plosions never made so much as a whiff of stink? Again, we know girls don't…
Versatile Vibrator
The sex toy innovation keeps coming and coming! As far as vibrators are concerned, a person usually owns zero vibrators, one vibrator or there's an entire drawer in their house that you'd be embarrassed to open. That's because there are…
Power Saw Pizza Cutter
Start practicing that Tool Time brand of "ho ho ho" now... Just in time for Christmas, it's the circular saw pizza cutter! Making pizza at home instead of ordering delivery is to do the noble thing instead of the lazy…