Pokemon Go has basically restructured modern society in less than a month. If you think that's an exaggeration then you probably live on a mountain in Wyoming or something. Go literally anywhere with a lot of people and you will see Pokemon…
Express your love for The Purple One in a very public way with a large vinyl decal of the famous symbol designed for "The Artist" era of his career. Measuring about 6 inches in height, this sticker isn't for the…
Getting old is a bitch... So don't do it! They say age is just a number but, really, it's more like a culture. Every ten years or so, there's a shift in what's hot and what's not. As long as you…
What if you could stop there even though it is Bat Country? Get that magical feeling of releasing a horde of bats every time you glance at the clock. (You know, the "release the bats" feeling? You don't? Oh, you gotta have the feeling!…
Ask anyone who grew up in a big family and they'll tell you about the original Game of Thrones... Getting into the bathroom when you need it! Talk about a power struggle. "Just a minute!" is exactly the last thing…
Keeping a clean bathroom is pretty essential to doing repeat business with "houseguests" and party friends. When it comes to spillage, it's recommended to take whatever measures one can to ensure proper utilization of the facilities. In other words, if…
Fans of Breaking Bad will immediately recognize Los Pollos Hermanos as Gus' fried chicken fast food franchise/money laundering business for his massive illegal drug operation. Despite vicious hoaxes, we very well may never get more episodes of Breaking Bad. All we…
Stickers are actually used as a form of currency in some countries that exist in our imagination because we totally fabricated the first twelve words of this sentence because we think it would be funny if they were true. They…
Of the ten original Care Bears (and don't even pretend like any other Care Bears matter), Grumpy Bear is 100% the best bear. Every other bear was basically the same, happy bear! Grumpy Bear is the only Care Bear with…
If you for real have a Ferrari, hey, that's awesome. Good for you. Most of us, however, don't. But this lyric still means something to us because we've all got our own metaphorical Ferraris, yeah? And metaphorical Glocks to protect…
Drawing on your passed out friends with a permanent marker is sooooo thirty years ago... Honestly, Temporary Dick tattoos would be so 20 years ago if someone had thought of them at the time. But that was a different era.…
MJ had the moves - there’s no denying it. Having Michael permanently on the wall, doing the physically impossible “Smooth Criminal” lean would be cool, obviously… But then it’s the weekend. Time to down a few drinks and have some…