Stackable Fish Condos
Fish are the oh-fish-ial pet of cleanly people who don't want all the hair, shit and chaos of owning a cat or a dog. Cats and dogs are amazing but they aren't for everyone or every living situation. Fish, on…
Tits Out Wrist Rest Mousepad
Sitting at a computer all day every day can be really bad for your body. That's not what your system was made to do, like even a little bit, so you probably need to make adjustments to your setup to…
Breakup Survival Coloring Book
Whatever gets you through a breakup, that's what it takes. Maybe it's pizza delivery, a FRIENDS marathon and gluten free vegan ice cream. (It doesn't have to make sense.) Sometimes you need someone who cares about you to come over…
Face Mask Sampler Set
There are entirely too many beauty products available in the world right now. Some of you know exactly what skin type you have, exactly what products you need to use for that skin type and you never no never have…
Sloth Infuser and Mug Set
Take it nice and slow with a relaxing cup of tea, brought to you by the spirit animal of every slacker, the sloth! Sloths are so chill. All they wanna do is be left alone, eat some snacks at a…
EXCLUSIVE: Butt Stuff
Butts are so in right now! Butts have always been in, though, because of science and how people need to want to do sex to each other to further the species and all of that and so on, etc. So butts are…
Elephant Drain Container
This elephant never forgets to keep water from collecting at the bottom of its body! Many homes have little containers by some, if not all, the sinks in the place. A little cup by the bathroom sinks to keep toothpaste…
Beef Jerky Bouqet
Valentine's Day is coming up but not everyone is in to flowers and candy. In fact, not everyone is into relationships or Valentine's Day! This February 14th, you can go way outside the box and give your significant other something…
Sexual Origami Book
There's an ancient Japanese tradition that any individual person who folds one thousand origami cranes will be granted one wish by the gods. Seems like any gods who made that deal would be open to a similar deal for anyone…
GIVEAWAY: Mister Rogers Mug
Your world has a Mr. Rogers shaped hole in it... He's gone but he'll never be forgotten. In fact, you can make Mr. Rogers a part of your daily life again, starting with your morning cup of coffee! This man…
Pizza Yoga Mat
Pizza is the only reason to do most things in life. Yoga is chill. It's whatever. But has anyone dragged you to one of these hot yoga classes yet? It's brutal. They crank the thermostat up to like a hundred…
Hot Chocolate on a Stick
The name of this product tells you everything you need to know about it. But necessity rarely seems to determine how much people talk, so let's plow through an entire post worth of finding ways to tell you information you…