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Donald Trump Voodoo Doll

Donald Trump Voodoo Doll

Can Donald Trump be stopped? Some of the talking heads on television say he can, some say he can't. The truth is, none of them can be sure of what they're saying and only time will tell. There isn't a…

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Trump Troll Flag

Trump Troll Flag

Even Donald Trump's most fervent supporters won't deny that the man is trolling with many of the things he says to the media and on Twitter. In fact, that's exactly why a lot of Trump fans love him so much!…

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Super Tuesday Booze day

EXCLUSIVE: Super Tuesday Booze Day

drunkMall is a humor website and, let's be honest, there is an unprecedented level of comedy in the 2016 American Presidential Election. Like, if you haven't been watching the GOP Debates, you're missing some of the best television of the…

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Bleeding Heart Bernie Sanders valentines cards

Bleeding Heart Bernie Sanders valentines cards

drunkMall is celebrating Single's Awareness Day, so this is the only Valentine's item we'll be posting this year. But we just HAD to post this because it's too good! How else can you let your loved one know you want them…

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"You're Screwed" Political Condoms

“You’re Screwed” Political Condoms

Just because the whole nation is screwed doesn't mean you can't get screwed, too! Whether the Oval Office is manned by a donkey or dumbo, you've still gotta get yours on a Saturday night. So what's the move? Fire up…

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Cthulhu 2016 campaign button

Cthulhu 2016 campaign button

Politics, right? It’s all BS. You think it’s gonna matter who’s president of America when The Great Old Ones return? Nah, son. Nah... Don’t know about you but we’re gonna make sure Cthulhu knows what side we were on the…

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McDonald Trump canvas print

McDonald Trump canvas print

It’s almost worth having to read about Donald Trump every day in order for this artwork to exist. Like, if we could trade, we would but we can’t, so we’ll take the artistic commentary. This is more interesting than anything…

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Obamanopoly board game

Obamanopoly board game

You thought your uncle got pissed off when you beat him in regular monopoly? Wait until you kick his ass because you come out of a government bailout with an extra $100k in your pocket! In this twist on the…

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Black Metal Bernie Sanders t-shirt

Black Metal Bernie Sanders t-shirt

The only way Bernie Sanders could be more threatening to the current state of rule in America would be if he rolled out to the podium in full corpse paint. And, this is why we love The Internet - now…

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Donald Trump Pinata

Donald Trump Pinata

Everyone who wants to take a swing get in line! Okay, whoa… We didn’t know there would be so many of you. Wow. Geez, um, okay we’re gonna have to do this like the DMV. Take a number and go…

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