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Elvira Leggings

Elvira Leggings

Calling all Mistresses of the Dark! We found your new favorite pair of leggings. It's slightly confusing when you first see it because you're looking at skintight leggings that feature a high quality image of a woman baring her own…

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For Sriracha Lovers Only

EXCLUSIVE: For Sriracha Lovers Only

Condiments are like a life insurance policy on any meal. Whether you effed up another cooking attempt at home or just paid too many dollars for a lackluster burger, chances are good that there's a bottle of something or other…

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Green Plaid Leggings

Green Plaid Leggings

These leggings - okay, fine, yoga pants - look a lot like some classic wrapping paper you might see on a Christmas present. And it's fitting because doing all that yoga and wearing yoga pants in public is essentially creating a…

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Keep It 100 Sweatpants

Keep It 100 Sweatpants

It's hard to keep it 100 when you're uncomfortable... And that won't be a problem at all in these 100 emoji sweats! With elastic bands at the ankles and waist, these are actually designed be jogging pants. That means the…

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Extremely Shiny Pants

Extremely Shiny Pants

Oh, it's hard to stand out in the crowd? You must not be trying hard enough or you must not know about these freaking pants. Because these pants are made to be seen! If there's a notable source of light…

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Period Leggings

Period Leggings

These aren't "period leggings" in the sense that they're specially designed to make a woman's period more comfortable or manageable in any way. They're just leggings. Like, they're nice leggings. Totally great quality fabric and print and everything. It's just…

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Faux Denim Pajama Pants

Faux Denim Pajama Pants

This might look like a pair of trendy-in-the-2000s blue jeans but really its some of the most comfortable pajama pants on the market today, cleverly disguised! Think about how much you enjoy spending a day off at home, wearing shitty…

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Hot Dog Yoga Pants

Hot Dog Yoga Pants

What is it about doing yoga that makes you want to leave the class and eat obscene amounts of the most disgusting food possible? That corpse pose at the end is supposed to be about relaxing and feeling the energy…

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American Flag Striped Leggings

American Flag Striped Leggings

Adorn your legs with sweet and stylish freedom! These stylish leggings are sure to turn at least a few heads. Serious question, though: are these yoga pants? All yoga pants are leggings, obviously. But are all leggings yoga pants now? Somebody…

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Out of This World

EXCLUSIVE: Out of This World

It's virtually impossible to find a solid gift guide for people who like "outer space" stuff without it just being another collection of Star Wars and Star Trek merch - so we decided to make one ourselves! The universe is…

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Tina Belcher Butts Belt

Tina Belcher Butts Belt

Tina Belcher likes butts. It is known. The eldest of the Belcher children from Bob's Burgers, Tina spends more time thinking, talking and writing in her diary about butts than maybe any other character in television history. Teenage girls, what…

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Pac-Man Yoga Pants

Pac-Man Yoga Pants

Decades before America became obsessed with Hot Yoga, we had a different kind of fever: Pac-Man Fever! Combine two fads into one with a pair of Pac-Man yoga pants! If you forget about the whole "sitting in the dark playing…

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