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On Becoming a Night Owl

EXCLUSIVE: On Becoming a Night Owl

Night owls have gotten a bad reputation throughout history. But that's horseshit because some of the smartest and most creative individuals who ever lived did a lot of that living well after the witching hour. Some famous examples include: Winston…

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Cash Stash Throw Pillow

Cash Stash Throw Pillow

Trap is life, right? Right. All that hustling should do more than just pay the bills. At the end of the day, you want to be able to decorate your home with some decent furnishings... A nice sofa... Some damn…

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For Sriracha Lovers Only

EXCLUSIVE: For Sriracha Lovers Only

Condiments are like a life insurance policy on any meal. Whether you effed up another cooking attempt at home or just paid too many dollars for a lackluster burger, chances are good that there's a bottle of something or other…

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Money Ball

Money Ball

You know that movie Moneyball? This has nothing to do with that. It's a miniature basketball with an all-over print of various US currency denominations. Why? Uh, you have any idea how much money an NBA player makes? They don't even…

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The 4-Hour Workweek

The 4-Hour Workweek

There are a lot of people out there who fantasize about being rich but never even try to do or create something that could make that happen. Intimidation? Maybe. Fear of failure? Could be. Laziness? Almost definitely. Sure, there are…

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Shredded American Money

Shredded American Money

Hey, look. It's a picture of the U.S. Economy. Jokes! These are jokes, people! Come on, now... But seriously, folks. Haven't you ever wanted to take a bunch of money and just light on fire or destroy it or something?…

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Celebrity Pet Manual

Celebrity Pet Manual

Choosing a pet is more difficult than ever. Trying to decide what kind of animal fits in to your lifestyle was hard enough before Instagram. Now we're cursed with the knowledge that selecting the perfect dog, cat, bird or whatever…

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Batarang Money Clip

Batarang Money Clip

Seeing as how Bruce Wayne is rich as fuuuuuu... This is a suitable little accessory. You know it has to drive Bruce Wayne crazy that he can't have Bat-Gadgets for every little aspect of his normie life. You just know…

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Everything Is Bullshit book

Everything Is Bullshit book

Happy Singles Awareness Day, everybody! Everything Is Bullshit wraps up our S.A.D. Countdown for 2015 because a lot of the "traditions" of being in a relationship are 100% ridiculous, downright cruel, even. Did you see Blood Diamond? Watch Blood Diamond…

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Nutella smartphone wallet

Nutella smartphone wallet

Trying to stick to a diet? This may not be the ideal phone case for you. Think about how much you use your phone every day. Now think about thinking of Nutella for literally that entire time. Yeah. That’s what…

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10 Stacks of Fake Benjamins

10 Stacks of Fake Benjamins

Ever wanted to know what it’s like to have $10,000 in cash? Now you can(not)! Light cigars with (not real) $100 bills! Throw thousands of (not) dollars on top of a bed and get frisky with a loved one! For…

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Bacon Piggy Bank

Bacon Piggy Bank

Have you ever heard the phrase “saved your bacon”? That actually comes from the very first piggy banks, which were literally made out of bacon. Nah, we just made that bullshit up. But this is a piggy bank that looks like bacon.…

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