GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!
You ever think about how many different types of bags there are in the world? Well you're about to because that's what we decided to do this week - scour the Internet for all the different kinds of notable bags…
KFC Romance Novel
Romance, escapism and fast food chicken collide in a wistful tale of one woman's discovery of her own freedom to love... and to live... This is marketing on a level unlike anything we've seen before, folks. Forget product placement. Forget…
Cactus Candles
Add a touch of the desert to your next mezcal tasting party with some adorable tea candles! Like an itty bitty bit of the Southwest in your home, these candles look just like tiny cactuses! Or cacti, if you will.…
Hammock Pool Floats
Hammocks in water are so much better than hammocks on land. Look, if you enjoy more than, say, 13 alcoholic beverages on an average day then a hammock strung up between two trees or whatever is not your friend. You…
Vomiting Swan Faucet
It's always hilarious when you go over to someone's house and see something like this. You never really know if the homeowner is aware that they have a sink setup that looks like a swan just throwing the fuck up…
GIFT GUIDE: Mother’s Day for Bad Kids
Congratulations, you forgot Mother's Day again. It's not like your mom needs anything from you, right? She only lugged you around inside of her body for most of a year and then managed to keep you alive for another 18…
Wu-Tang Sword Logo Shirt
Display your allegiance to the one and only Wu-Tang Clan with this epic tee! The legendary Wu-Tang logo is all anyone needs to recognize a fan of the Wu but this particular shirt has some extra clues that you're more…
Korean Plunger
Uh, did Korea just dunk on the rest of the world? The rest of us are out here shoving plungers into shit-clogged toilets and then probably just keeping the business end of that whole situation in a bucket in a…
Coffee-Infused Maple Syrup
First off, we wanna apologize to everyone who's stoned right now. You weren't prepared for this and there was honestly no way for us to prepare you without just jumping right into it. One minute, there you were, just screwing…
Double Ring Chandelier
Give any room in your home a classy lighting upgrade with this unique chandelier! Look at that thing! You ever see a light that looked like that in one of your friend's houses? Probably not. Although maybe you have because…
Ultimate Shower Upgrade
If you can afford a bathroom, you can afford this shower upgrade. Maybe you've stayed in a casino hotel suite before or splurged on an upper tier Airbnb and you got to use a fancy rainfall shower with body jets…
Modular Sleep Mask
This is the best sleep mask that has ever been made and it doesn't even exist yet. Wait, so how can we say this is the best sleep mask if we've never used it? Because every sleep mask that sucks,…