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Repurposed Skateboard Guitar Picks

Repurposed Skateboard Guitar Picks

Let that skateboard deck wood shred on in a second life by being reincarnated into these crafty guitar picks! The life of a skate deck is rough, folks. It's not all the glitz and glamour you see when watching The…

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NES Cartridge-Style Harmonica

NES Cartridge-Style Harmonica

It's boring to go alone! Take this. This amazing harmonica hidden inside what appears to be a classic Nintendo video game cartridge! "But, drunkMall, why?" you ask... Well, maybe you forgot or maybe you're so unfortunate as to never have…

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Retro Pocket Synth

Retro Pocket Synth

Music is rad. Everyone who is rad likes music because music is rad. Being a musician used to be just about the most rad thing a person could do. The good news is that there are still a lot of…

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Fitter... Happier...

EXCLUSIVE: Fitter… Happier… More Productive…

It's happening again. Radiohead has a new album coming out and the entire Internet is about to lose its damn mind over the thing. drunkMall's gift guide this week is taking inspiration from the powerful "Fitter Happier" interlude found on…

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Tambourine

Tambourine

The tambourine is the official instrument of every person who wants to be in a band but can't sing or play any (real) instruments. Now, this isn't to say that every person you've ever seen holding a tambourine doesn't have…

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Tax Refund Shopping Spree

EXCLUSIVE: Tax Refund Shopping Spree

Last week was the federal income tax filing deadline for 2016 (if you didn't know - surprise!), which means many of us are looking forward to that sweet, sweet refund check. Now, yeah, you could deposit that check into a savings…

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Cowbells

Cowbells

Attention all fans of sketch comedy performed live, late at night on weekend television in America, literally fifteen years ago! Cowbells! Some of you are probably asking, "What the hell is a cowbell?" That's fine. If you aren't a musician,…

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Custom Guitar Pick Maker

Custom Guitar Pick Maker

You can make guitar picks out of all sorts of things with this sweet gadget! As long as it's 1mm thick or less (that's bigger than it looks, ladies - we swear), then you're good to go! Depending on what…

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Compose Your Own Music Box Melodies

Compose Your Own Music Box Melodies

Yeah, yeah, there are probably like ninety apps that do this... Nobody cares about your sick relationship with the app store, brah. Don’t be that guy. Let people have hobbies or even, like, casually vague interests without flexing millennial nuts…

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An Ocarina

An Ocarina

Of Time? Well, sure! Everything is “of” time, isn’t it? As Ray Cummings said, “Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.” Ah, good one, Ray! We didn’t know they had the chronic back in 1922. Those were different times... Is…

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Marshall Half-Stack Refrigerator

Marshall Half-Stack Refrigerator

We had to include something for the guitar playing dudes and dudettes in our #BlackoutFriday countdown and what a find we found! It’s a fridge. It works like a fridge. Who cares? We’re judging this book by its cover and…

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Moog Werkstatt-01 Analog Synthesizer kit

Moog Werkstatt-01 Analog Synthesizer kit

Today’s #BlackoutFriday Countdown item is one of the greatest things we’ve ever seen! Analog synthesizers are so much more fun than using software to make music. You don’t even have to know what anything does because you can just pick…

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