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Furry Gizmo Koozie

Furry Gizmo Koozie

Most adorable koozie ever? Yeah, maybe. But Gremlins also perfectly encapsulates what is so awesome about movie nights. You take some outlandish (and mostly nonsensical) concept, like cute creatures that can turn into vicious monsters if ridiculous rules are broken, then let…

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Murder-Inspired Recipes

Murder-Inspired Recipes

Murder is so popular right now that people are falling over themselves to find ways to associate it with their product niche. That's how you end up with a homicide-inspired cookbook. Make no mistake, this is more than a cash grab.…

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Grim Reaper Shaker Set

Grim Reaper Shaker Set

Adding a little spice to your food wouldn't kill you, would it? Hey, nobody could blame you for asking that if this shaker set was sitting on the table! It's literally a terrifying little statue of death, clutching the glass…

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Brain Candle

Brain Candle

Calling all wannabe evil scientists! drunkMall can't make you any smarter so you're on your own with the science stuff but you know how the bad guy in the movie or cartoon always has a laboratory with shelves full of…

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Return to Twin Peaks

EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks

Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…

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Vampire Couple Salt and Pepper Shakers

Vampire Couple Salt and Pepper Shakers

Don't be scared to reach for the spices - they don't bite! Give your dinner a vampire's kiss of salt or pepper with these wickedly cute table shakers! The shaker set is truly adorable. One shaker leans in to kiss…

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Xenomorph Mug

Xenomorph Mug

Prometheus brought the Alien franchise from whatever Space Hell it was living in back to the realm of amazing sci-fi/horror cinema and we're so into it! For literal years, a new Alien movie was worthy of pretty much nothing but…

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Baphomet Statue

Baphomet Statue

Don't freak out. We're not trying to convert you to some pagan religion right now or anything. It's just a statue of Baphomet. You know, goth stuff! Everyone should go through a goth phase at least once in their life.…

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Monsters Are Real

EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…

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Doggystyle Skeleton Sex Statue

Doggystyle Skeleton Sex Statue

The hip bone's connected to the butt bone when this statue is on display! You know what they say, everyone's the same on the inside. We're all just skeletons banging it out with each other when the lights are off,…

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Rock Star Skull Shirt

Rock Star Skull Shirt

Listen, if your rock stars don't have songs about death then you need to find some new rock stars, got it? Death and rock music go together like sex and rock music or drugs and rock music. In fact, we…

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Psycho Shower Canvas Print

Psycho Shower Canvas Print

Deadly cool artwork for the horror aficionado! Taking the most infamous kill scene in cinema history as inspiration, this piece depicts a mysterious kitchen knife-wielding hand creeping towards a young woman taking a shower. Naturally, we recommend hanging this canvas…

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