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Laser Tag Guns

Laser Tag Guns

Isn't this supposed to be the future? We've had laser tag for over 20 years and everyone knows it's exhilarating. Why don't we have more laser sports?! Where are all the people whose job it is to invent sports, what…

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Pepper Spray Blaster

Pepper Spray Blaster

Deliver up to two shots of exceedingly powerful pepper spray with this blaster gun! Fitted with front and rear sights to improve accuracy over a cylindrical sprayer, the PepperBlaster is capable of sending a blast thirteen feet in just 1/10 of a…

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50 Shooting Range Splatter Targets

50 Shooting Range Splatter Targets

You don't have to have a big, badass handgun to enjoy this! When you use regular paper targets at the shooting range, you have to use a scope or reel the target in to see how good your shots were.…

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The Boondock Saints Twin Guns Lamp

The Boondock Saints Twin Guns Lamp

The Boondock Saints is one of those movies nobody seems to think is good, which is to say people either don’t like it very much or it quickly becomes one of their favorite movies. Of course, we don’t really give…

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Marshmallow Blaster

Marshmallow Blaster

Times sure have changed! Back in the day, if you wanted to get a marshmallow from Point A to Point B with any sort of velocity, you used to have to throw it. While researching this item, we came across all…

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Russian Roulette Booze Pistol

Russian Roulette Booze Pistol

Russian Roulette is not a game you ever, ever, ever want to find yourself playing… unless the gun is loaded with booze! The 1-in-6 odds stay the some but now the person who would be the loser gets to be…

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Desk Holster

Desk Holster

First of all, we suggest using this under-the-desk holster for not-a-real gun, such as a rubber band machine gun or a Nerf Rival Blaster. Party Tip: don’t keep a real gun under your desk! It contributes to nervousness and poor…

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Cash Cannon: The “Make It Rain” Gun

Cash Cannon: The “Make It Rain” Gun

Is there anything more American than guns and money? Yes: fake tits. Show those fake American titties the respect they deserve by using a money gun to rain down the cash. The Cash Cannon is a battery operated gun that…

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Halo Master Chief costume

Halo Master Chief costume

The first #BlackoutFriday countdown comes to a close with an item we would have to be absolutely wrecked at home on Black Friday to buy - a super realistic Halo cosplay getup! Here’s why we’d have to be trashed to…

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The Pocket Shot slingshot

The Pocket Shot slingshot

Rednecks are geniuses, man. Watch that video and just try to count how many beards and beer bottles there are… Anyway, The Pocket Shot is a totally new type of slingshot. We aren’t engineers, so have someone else explain but…

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Target Practice Alarm Clock

Target Practice Alarm Clock

Do you ever sleep through your alarms in the morning? It sucks. But maybe you wouldn’t do it anymore if your alarm required you to take aim and shoot a target before it would shut the hell up. Maybe. Too…

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Nerf Rival Blaster Guns

Nerf Rival Blaster Guns

Nerf has come a long way since we were kids! If your co-worker bought the rubber band machine gun, this may be your only shot at competing. According to the reviews, “this will leave welts at close range” and “the new ammunition…

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