Ice Cream Sandwich Bench
It's an indoor bench designed to look like a classic ice cream sandwich! Does furniture get any cooler than this? No, it does not. Perhaps the best thing about this bench is that it almost looks like just a normal piece…
EXCLUSIVE: Life Hacks for Sale
Are you SICK & TIRED of all these PROBLEMS IN YOUR LIFE?!?! Spoiler Alert: Pro Tip - You need some LIFE HACKS! Before drunkMall, it used to be quite an undertaking to find some decent life hacks. You can only…
Japanese Blanket Table
The problem with tables is that they aren't blankets and the problem with blankets is that they aren't tables. You're cozy and warm underneath a blanket... Where you gonna set that bowl of oatmeal? Okay, so you take a blanket…
Lamborghini Desk
Bring that need for speed into the workplace with a desk that looks like the front end of a Lamborghini Murcielago! You'll have to break out that credit card with the real high limit because one of these things will…
Row Boat Book Shelf
It doesn't get much fancier than this! From Moby Dick to Captains Courageous, literature and the seafaring life have a long, rich history. After all, what else is there to do while floating around in the ocean but read? Any…
Fancy Bottle Opener
It's time for a grown-up bottle opener solution. Throw away your adolescent fears of commitment! Sure, church keys and novelty bottle poppers are great. Nobody's saying that you have to throw those away or stop buying new ones. But those…
Wooden Statue Eyeglasses Holder
Uh, yeah. Okay, okay. No, it's fine. We can totally sell you on this thing. It looks ridiculous at first. Like, what the hell is that thing, right? Right. So that's exactly why you need it. Think about it. How often do…
Bossy Coasters
Stop beating around the bush and let your houseguests now those coasters are there for a reason! You know the feeling. You hook everyone up with drinks and send them into the living room only to walk in there a…
Food Pillows
Some tasty home accent options, here. Throw pillows can really make or break a sofa. It's hard to imagine a couch that wouldn't be complimented by a pillow that looks like a slice of orange, kiwi or watermelon! Taking advantage…
EXCLUSIVE: On Becoming a Night Owl
Night owls have gotten a bad reputation throughout history. But that's horseshit because some of the smartest and most creative individuals who ever lived did a lot of that living well after the witching hour. Some famous examples include: Winston…
Life Size Horse Lamp
Whoa, Nelly... Here's an, uh, interesting choice in furniture. It's like a lamp, except on top of a full-size statue of a horse. Or, here's another way to look at it. If you've ever wanted a modern art style replica…