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Whale Knife

Whale Knife

Whale that's a pretty cool knife right there! Don't get it wrong - just because this chef's knife looks exactly like a cute whale doesn't mean you shouldn't respect it or treat it with the same reverence as some overpriced…

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Sexy Merman Ornament

Sexy Merman Ornament

Hey, sailor! You have to go on the dark web to buy a real merman online, so the best we can do for you is this sexy sea captain merman ornament. If there was a version of The Village People…

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The Simpsons Shopping Spree

EXCLUSIVE: The Simpsons Shopping Spree

On Sunday night, The Simpsons will air its 600th episode. It's been the "Longest Running" in several categories of television for years now, so it's kind of like when an Olympic gold medallist keeps winning gold medals. Like, yeah, that's…

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Fish Training Kit

Fish Training Kit

Fish are pretty worthless as pets. They live in a tank and you feed them. Hopefully they look cool because that's all they're good for... Until now! Ever wanted a pet fish that could swim a slalom, score a soccer…

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Fish Tank Herb Garden

Fish Tank Herb Garden

We’ve noticed that people who drink a lot tend to dislike chores. Actually, let us put that in a different way. We drink a lot. We don’t like chores. Anything that cuts down on things we’re supposed to do every…

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Jellyfish Aquarium

Jellyfish Aquarium

Jellyfish have got to be one of the most awesome creatures on this planet. We read this thing once about how some jellyfish basically never die and they just keep regenerating themselves over and over? Jellyfish are probably aliens. Anyway,…

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Aquarium Coffee Table

Aquarium Coffee Table

We’re in the homestretch of the #BlackoutFriday Countdown, so we’ve gotta finish up strong! If you haven’t figure it out by now, our interior design tastes run somewhere between NES fanboy & Miami kingpin. So, obvs, we’d freak out over a…

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Great White Shark Wall Mount

Great White Shark Wall Mount

Maybe you can’t afford that Australian vacation right now but that’s no reason to go on living without a realistic (but fake) Great White shark head mounted on your wall! We’re gonna need a bigger wall! Share this post!

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