Drogon Doll
It's a cute miniature Drogon plushy doll to get you through the night. After all, the night is dark and full of terrors... Like the terrible realization that we're still months away from new episodes hitting the air. And the…
Wooden Statue Eyeglasses Holder
Uh, yeah. Okay, okay. No, it's fine. We can totally sell you on this thing. It looks ridiculous at first. Like, what the hell is that thing, right? Right. So that's exactly why you need it. Think about it. How often do…
Graveyard Sex Statue
Dem bones, dem bones, dem SEX bones! Here's one for the pervy goth crowd. Maybe you really did lose your virginity in a graveyard but hopefully you didn't get boned by an actual skeleton like the girl in this statue.…
Golden Girls Funko Dolls
Hit it, girls! If you miss The Golden Girls half as much as you should then you'll be so excited to see them turned into these amazing Funko POP dolls! No matter which of the old broads is your favorite,…
EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse
If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…
Life Size Bigfoot Statue
Stop spending so much time in the woods looking for Bigfoot - you can get one right here! This life-sized sasquatch statue stands around 6 feet tall and is hand-cast from real crushed stoned that's bonded together with a designer quality…
Ex-Boyfriend Knife Block
Everyone has an ex-boyfriend (or someone else's ex-boyfriend) that they'd like to see filled full of knives. But we didn't make it all the way to the year 2016 as a species by allowing such behavior in civilized society. Something…
Condom Plush Doll
This little condom doll is more than a cute plush buddy. It's a reminder of the importance of safe sex! Keeping teddy bears and other stuffed animals around never inspired someone to think about the future before taking an unnecessary…
Obama Chia Head
Now that Obama's 8 years in office are almost up, he can finally chill out and relax a bit. You know, even let his hair grow out some if that's what he feels like doing. Can you even imagine how…
Hip Hop Frog
Sup, frog?! Yo, you gotta get this collectible while you can because they aren't making anymore and plus it's just a dope ass frog, homey! Decked out in clean gear and rockin' some tight jewelry, this frog dances around and raps "In…
EXCLUSIVE: Disturbing and Creepy Works of Art for Sophisticated People
Some say you can tell how good a painting is by how long museum-goers spend looking at it while pretending to think deeply about important stuff. It takes hours (and sometimes days) to see everything in a major art museum, so at a…
Geriatric Training Dummy
You're looking at a practice mannequin designed to help caregiver trainees learn the best methods to perform various tasks on very old people, like inserting hearing aids and checking blood pressure. Now you've probably already noticed that the doll is anatomically…