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Pro Wrestling Cameraman Action Figure

Pro Wrestling Cameraman Action Figure

If a pro wrestler does a backflip body slam off the top turnbuckle and nobody is there to see it, do they still piss blood in the locker room after the show is over? Why risk it?! The only reason…

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Unicorn Attack

EXCLUSIVE: Unicorn Attack

Feeling horny? Now wait just a few minutes before typing in the URL of that website you always visit when you feel this way. You know the site. You'd be back there again in a few more hours for another…

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Big Stripper Gnome

Big Stripper Gnome

Ooh la la! Let your freak flag fly a little bit with this risqué variation on the garden gnome theme. Instead of a regular ass garden gnome, this is more like the stripping gnome that would be working the shady…

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Baphomet Statue

Baphomet Statue

Don't freak out. We're not trying to convert you to some pagan religion right now or anything. It's just a statue of Baphomet. You know, goth stuff! Everyone should go through a goth phase at least once in their life.…

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Monsters Are Real

EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…

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Vincent Van Gogh Action Figure

Vincent Van Gogh Action Figure

X-Men and The Flash aren't the kind of heroes everyone needs but those are pretty much the only game in town for action figures. It makes sense. The word "action" is right there. The little doll has to have moving…

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Garden Gnome Monster Massacre

Garden Gnome Monster Massacre

If anyone knows how the whole stupid garden gnome trend got started, keep it to yourself because nobody cares and we've moved on to making fun of that shit by parodying it in sick and cruel ways. drunkMall has a…

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Buttloose Tina Belcher

Buttloose Tina Belcher

This Tina Belcher collectible figure is on the loose - buttloose! Fans of the stupendous cartoon series Bob's Burgers know Tina as a precocious youth. The age of 13 has found Tina a passionate devotee of such interests as rainbows,…

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Mini Hieronymus Bosch Statues

EXCLUSIVE: Mini Hieronymus Bosch Statues

Anyone who recognizes the name Hieronymus Bosch knows that he's a dude who painted some truly bizarre, even disturbing scenes. His most famous work, The Garden of Earthly Delights, is a surreal clusterfuck of imagery that still has art scholars arguing over…

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Cat Lady Action Figure

Cat Lady Action Figure

Spiderman doesn't do it for you? Can't relate to Supergirl? Perhaps your superheroes need to be a little less super! The crazy cat lady action figure is just what it sounds like it would be. A plastic figurine with positionable…

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Dana Scully Action Figure

Dana Scully Action Figure

The only thing strange going on around here is how did we not know about this Dana Scully action figure until right now? If X-Files came out in '93, then that's like 24 years of being unaware that the most…

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Scary Cat Toy

Scary Cat Toy

Finally, a stuffed animal for everyone who always wished one of their stuffed animals would get possessed by a demon like some '80s movie! Feisty Pets is a new line of plush stuffed animals with hidden buttons that turn their…

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