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Easy Microwave Cleaner

Easy Microwave Cleaner

Who's got a microwave that would embarrass your mother if she came over for a surprise visit? It's okay, we get it. Things like that have a way of slipping out of control a little bit at a time and…

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Testicular Tea Bag

Testicular Tea Bag

Tired of everyone assuming you aren't tough because you drink tea instead of coffee? Put some balls in your cup! It's the Testicle Teabag, y'all! Take that tired metal tea ball infuser you've been using and throw that shit in…

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The Dong Bong

The Dong Bong

It's so good once it hits your lips! Take a knee and get ready for the sexiest beer bong of your life because it's The Dong Bong, baby! Yup, it's a beer bong with a big, fake cock on the…

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Reindeer Antlers Sunglasses

Reindeer Antlers Sunglasses

Get into the holiday spirit with some reindeer antler sunglasses! Kids love them and adults need them to hide the bloodshot eyes they got from lack of sleep and having the spiked egg nog before breakfast! When you're lucky enough…

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Plush Squirrel

Plush Squirrel

Squirrels are so cute. They're total assholes, for sure. But they're cute. Some people out there have managed to make loving house pets out of exceptionally friendly squirrels but that's a difficult task and not recommended. So if you just…

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Singing Dancing Caddyshack Gopher

Singing Dancing Caddyshack Gopher

Caddyshack is a timeless masterpiece of American cinema. It's got it all. Chevy Chase, Bill Murray & Rodney Dangerfield in the same movie? Talk about comic heavyweights! And the story is just a classic class struggle disguised as a burnout…

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Corn Cob Stripping Tool

Corn Cob Stripping Tool

Strip those corn kernels right off the cob with speed and efficiency using this handy device! Corn on the cob is so plump and fresh but, holy hell, is eating it such a mess! Especially if you opt for slathering…

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Living the Dream Shower Curtain

Living the Dream Shower Curtain

Get your mind right every morning with a reminder of that good life! Maybe you're already living it, maybe not. But if you think about what it takes to really be happy, well, it ain't much. Good food, good fun,…

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Ghostbusters Cycling Jersey

Ghostbusters Cycling Jersey

You ain't 'fraid of no laps, right?! Then all you need is to make sure you're dressed appropriately for the occasion! This is a Brainstorm Gear cycling jersey manufactured with cutting edge moisture wicking technology. That means when sweat comes…

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Otamatone Touch Instrument

Otamatone Touch Instrument

It's a fun and easy musical instrument that nearly anyone can play! Honestly, it's so much work to learn a traditional instrument and nobody even cares if you know how to play one anymore. At this point, you've got just…

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Fart Filtering Panties

Fart Filtering Panties

Now, girls don't fart, of course. Everyone knows that. But if they did fart, then wouldn't it be greatĀ if their dirty kimchi tofu ramen noodle ass-plosions never made so much as a whiff of stink? Again, we know girls don't…

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Flying Fuck

Who gives a flying fuck? Well, you can give one this Christmas if you want! The setup is the same as a standard remote control helicopter toy. Except, you know, instead of a miniature Apache helicopter body or something, the…

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