Plant 10 Trees Hemp Hat
Do yourself and the environment a favor by picking up one of these hats. First, the brand plants ten trees for every hat they sell. Trees do great things for the planet, like create oxygen. You know, the stuff your…
Recycled Firefighter Gear Laptop Bags
Introducing the new favorite laptop case of every male stripper with a firefighter routine! Dakota Stitch and Design is out here rounding up old firefighter gear and repurposing it for your "rugged" bag needs. They do backpacks, laptop cases, wallets and…
Cactus Candles
Add a touch of the desert to your next mezcal tasting party with some adorable tea candles! Like an itty bitty bit of the Southwest in your home, these candles look just like tiny cactuses! Or cacti, if you will.…
Hammock Pool Floats
Hammocks in water are so much better than hammocks on land. Look, if you enjoy more than, say, 13 alcoholic beverages on an average day then a hammock strung up between two trees or whatever is not your friend. You…
Vomiting Swan Faucet
It's always hilarious when you go over to someone's house and see something like this. You never really know if the homeowner is aware that they have a sink setup that looks like a swan just throwing the fuck up…
Korean Plunger
Uh, did Korea just dunk on the rest of the world? The rest of us are out here shoving plungers into shit-clogged toilets and then probably just keeping the business end of that whole situation in a bucket in a…
Coffee-Infused Maple Syrup
First off, we wanna apologize to everyone who's stoned right now. You weren't prepared for this and there was honestly no way for us to prepare you without just jumping right into it. One minute, there you were, just screwing…
Rearview Mirror Wristband
Most bicycles do not come with rearview mirrors. That's dumb. And dangerous. And dumb. But you can take matters into your own hands! Or wrists, to be more precise... This wristband is the ultimate cyclist accessory. When you're on the…
Complete Far Side Collection
The Far Side is essentially the exact opposite of The Family Circus. While both comics generally use a single panel format instead of the typical multi-paneled "strip" of most newspaper comics, one of them is the worst piece of unfunny…
90s Cartoons Tee
They got a few good cartoons these days. Maybe even more than a few but if you stack up what they're putting out today against the cartoon shows 90s kids had to choose from - it's no contest! Honestly, most…
2 Pounds of Chupa Chups
Chupa Chups are easily the best tasting suckers to have ever been made. If you've never had one, just share this post to your social media of choice and ask your friends if they have an opinion on this. You'll…
90s Cup Design High Tops
If this design doesn't automatically call to mind memories you thought you forgot of filling up your soda cup with a hit from every beverage dispenser in the machine, sorry about your shitty childhood... Commonly known as the "jazz cup" design,…