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Monty Python Monopoly

Monty Python Monopoly

Go directly to certain death! None shall pass! Do not collect 200 groats! Yes, that is correct, peasants: Python-opoly has arrived like a quest for divine drinking vessels amidst your otherwise dreary and dreadful lives. Do not go to Camelot.…

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Donut Binge

SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge

National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…

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Furry Gizmo Koozie

Furry Gizmo Koozie

Most adorable koozie ever? Yeah, maybe. But Gremlins also perfectly encapsulates what is so awesome about movie nights. You take some outlandish (and mostly nonsensical) concept, like cute creatures that can turn into vicious monsters if ridiculous rules are broken, then let…

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LED Foosball Table

LED Foosball Table

Foosball is the perfect sport. It's high action and fast-paced but you still get to basically just stand there while it all goes down. This table makes it even easier to turn your place into the go-to party pad when…

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Binge Watching Beer Mug

Binge Watching Beer Mug

On one hand it's maybe the single greatest episode of television you've ever seen but on the other hand that beer isn't gonna drink itself... No longer a problem! This beer mug has a perfectly slanted far side for you to keep…

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Amazon Gift Cards

Amazon Gift Cards

Now we know what you're thinking. No, this isn't just a lazy way for us to get out of having to find something crazy to post. Look around the rest of the site and you'll see that there are well…

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Father's Day 2017

GIFT GUIDE: Father’s Day 2017

It's that time of year again and the last thing your dad wants for Father's Day is another necktie. Honestly, the best gift most of you could give your father would be to move out of the basement or start…

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Coloring Necktie

Coloring Necktie

Here's a tie that gives you (or the person you buy it for) something new to do at work when you're bored of pretending to be working. Stop wasting paper with your doodling and get a set of markers because this…

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Double Message Doormat

Double Message Doormat

Get 'em coming and going with one doormat that has two messages on it! They call them "welcome mats" but someone will have to think of a new word for this one. When people show up at your door, they…

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Yellow Submarine Bathroom Helper

Yellow Submarine Bathroom Helper

You don't have to live on a yellow submarine to appreciate how precious space in a bathroom can be! Even if you've got a comfortable amount of counter with the bathroom sink, you know how quickly it becomes one of…

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FitBark Wearable for Dogs

FitBark Wearable for Dogs

Monitor and track your four-legged friends' life stats! This waterproof wearable for canines syncs via bluetooth to an app that be accessed via iOS, Android and your web browser. In that app you can check your dog's daily activity and sleep…

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VR Exercise Bike Games

VR Exercise Bike Games

Here it is, kids. The inevitable future Black Mirror prophesied for us all has arrived. Doesn't look like much, does it? Well, that's because everything happens inside that little headset dude is wearing in the photo. It's better in that…

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