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Skeletal LED Gloves

Skeletal LED Gloves

Festival season is coming up quick but true party people know that the scene never quits. When it gets cold outside, the crowd moves inside! Stand out in those dark rooms with bright lights on your body! These gloves are…

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Machine Gun Print Pantyhose

Machine Gun Print Pantyhose

2017 is the year of the bad bitch, we're calling it now! Dial in that sexy-meets-dangerous look with these machine gun pantyhose! Sheer hose give a mostly-nude appearance but printed on each leg is a graphic of a deadly weapon. One…

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Face Blanket

GIVEAWAY: Face Blanket

There are certain times in life when the world needs to forget about your face for a while. For those times, there is now: Face Blanket! Face Blanket drapes over your head and completely obscures your face from the world,…

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Dick Nose Face Mask

Dick Nose Face Mask

Yo, what up, dick nose?!? Never in the history of all mankind has it been easier to put a fake cock right smack dab in the middle of your face than right now! Now we're not saying that putting a penis…

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Intense Sphynx Cat Mask

Intense Sphynx Cat Mask

Did Egyptians really worship cats? We have no idea. But if their cats looked half as intense as this cat mask, then it would be totally understandable. This thing is downright intimidating. Imagine if you saw a 6 foot tall Sphynx…

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Heart Frame Sunglasses

Heart Frame Sunglasses

Stay trippy, maaaaan! Major late '60s early '70s vibes from these heart frame shades. You can imagine a black and white photo of someone's grandma looking like a total babe in her early 20's, flashing a toothsome smile and giving…

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New Year's Eve Photo Props

New Year’s Eve Photo Props

We're almost to the finish line in the marathon gauntlet that's been the year 2016! You know what that means?! It's almost time for everyone to realize that human beings made up this calendar year bullshit and 2017 will be…

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American Flag Boxing Robe

American Flag Boxing Robe

You're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder! When training for the fight of your life (or just another day on the couch, watching TV and eating potato chips), comfort is important... Inspiration is important... Freedom is important! Many…

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Pirate Socks

Pirate Socks

Do you ever think about how much fun it would NOT have been to be a pirate?! That life was no joke, children. Oh, hold up - did you expect this post to be written in outlandish "pirate talk" and…

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Modern Meme Marketplace

EXCLUSIVE: Magical Meme Marketplace

2016 has been the year of the meme. Memes are nothing new, obviously. The concept predates the World Wide Web, even. Something about this year, though - this brutal year - found the meme flourishing as never before. New memes were…

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Beatrix Kiddo Jumpsuit

Beatrix Kiddo Jumpsuit

Now that's a power suit! Take a cue from Beatrix Kiddo (who was definitely taking a cue from the master, Bruce Lee) and rock this badass yellow bodysuit with a wide black band up the sides and down the arms.…

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80s Wig

80s Wig

Whoa, mama! There was maybe a 10-15 year period in America where this hairstyle existed. Does it have a name? If anyone knows what it's called, please let us know in the comments. It's got some qualities of a mullet…

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