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Sex Sells

EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…

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Fondue Mug

Fondue Mug

Somehow there are restaurants you can go to that only serve fondue dishes. Can you believe that? It's true. Also, these restaurants are, without exception, astronomically overpriced. Many of them are so unapologetically expensive that they actually keep their menus…

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Hot Chocolate on a Stick

Hot Chocolate on a Stick

The name of this product tells you everything you need to know about it. But necessity rarely seems to determine how much people talk, so let's plow through an entire post worth of finding ways to tell you information you…

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Chocolate Cat Tongues

Chocolate Cat Tongues

Katzenzungen is German for "cat tongue," which is a very popular chocolate treat all over Europe and South America. As usual, Americans weren't invited to the party when it comes to awesome candies and desserts. But that's fine because now…

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Nutella Sweater

Nutella Sweater

Spread the style on extra thick with a new Nutella sweatshirt! drunkMall doesn't really go in for that whole "ugly Christmas sweater" trend. We vastly prefer extremely awesome sweaters that are very cool but most people are just too scared…

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Chocolate Flavor Balanced Food Block

Chocolate Flavor Balanced Food Block

Welcome to the future! It's a weirdly named, generic-looking brick of "food stuff" separated in to two bars of totally edible and chocolate flavored nutritional balanced food material! If you assumed this product comes from Australia because of the name,…

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Chocolate Matcha Cookies

Chocolate Matcha Cookies

It may not be legal for us to suggest that these matcha chocolate cookie sandwiches will change your life, so we won't say that. But this is certainly a game-changer when it comes to the sandwich cookie game. Oreos are…

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Japanese Candy

EXCLUSIVE: Japanese Candy

We hope you've been using Halloween season as an excuse to indulge in your favorite candies... Sure, you're an adult now and it would be way weird of you to try and go trick or treating to score some free…

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Vegan Cookbook and Relationship Manifesto

Vegan Cookbook and Relationship Manifesto

All those jokes about vegans and nobody ever considers what it's like to actually date or live with one. Two vegans living together, hey, that's probably fine. Quiet nights at home, watching documentaries and ignoring each other's seitan farts. How…

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Green Hot Chocolate

Green Hot Chocolate

Those Instagram and Snapchat followers will be green with envy when they see you drinking this delicious green hot chocolate this fall and winter! Is it radioactive? No. Did some magical leprechaun create this green hot chocolate? Uh, probably not. But…

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Edible Candles

Edible Candles

Do you have any idea how much birthday candle wax you've eaten in your life? It's probably a lot more than you think. Here's what happens... There's the whole "we need a good cake" thing, which usually means some sort of…

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Irish Chocolate Truffles

Irish Chocolate Truffles

Oh, it's like a dream come true! Chocolate probably isn't high on the list of things you think of when someone mentions Ireland but it's a Hell of a lot closer to Switzerland than Hershey, Pennsylvania - and everyone knows…

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