Dick Pillows
Stiff neck? Maybe you should prop your head up with a nice cock pillow. Maybe it's been too long since you had an erect one in your life, you know? That's just one of many excellent reasons to purchase a…
EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks
Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…
Cat Pillows
Snuggle up with some very realistic looking cat pillows! Cat snuggles are literally the best snuggles on the planet. That's because if you're snuggling with a cat then you know that cat wants to be snuggling with you. Not like…
Dog Pillow
You're probably wondering why there's a picture of a dog here when the post title says the product is a pillow. Take a closer look - that dog is the pillow! It looks real as fuck. Actually, it may look too…
9 Shades of Costanza Pillow
The world has been infected by 50 Shades of You-Know-What but we found the cure: 9 Shades of Costanza! Scenes of passion, romance, dominance and taboo - you'll find none of that here. George Costanza is the antidote to the…
Boyfriend Pillow
Don't get sucked in to the hype! You don't need to get into a relationship just to have that feeling of falling asleep with an arm around you because guess what: there's a pillow for that now! The Boyfriend Pillow…
Heaven with You Blanket
Life can kinda suck sometimes but misery loves company, right? You always hear about that person who gets stupid rich and then realizes they don't have anyone around who cares about them and their life isn't worth living without love.…
EXCLUSIVE: Love Stinks!
In the perpetual transition from one holiday to the next, we've now reached the point in the year at which is will soon be Valentine's Day. You're already aware of this because there's no earthly possible way that you wouldn't…
Doughnut Pillow
This is much cuter than your grandparents' doughnut pillow! Now, we don't have to talk about all the specific reasons a person might need or want a doughnut pillow (because 99% of them have to do with bad things happening…
Enemy Tears Chips Pillow
If the tears of your enemies don't bring you comfort then you must be a monk. The rest of us need the sodium... Back in 2013, a very famous brand of potato chip decided to #crowdsource some #flavor #concepts with…
Chill Blanket
Curl up on the couch for a long night of enjoying content under a super comfortable and trendy blanket! This is one blanket that's good for being used while enjoying all types and manner of content. Streaming content, dank meme…
Purple Zebra Bedding Set
Now this is how to set a vibe in a bedroom. Is there any confusion about what purple zebra print bedding means? It means welcome to the jungle, baby! You just entered the territory of a wild animal and you…