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Crotchless Leggings

Crotchless Leggings

This is how you know the yoga pants craze has gotten fully out of control. Actually, it's probably a pretty strong indicator of any marketable trend reaching critical mass when product makers are sitting around thinking things like, "Okay, we've…

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Japanese Erotica Coloring Book

Japanese Erotica Coloring Book

Get some sexy inspiration from coloring time with the Japanese Erotica coloring book! There's a rich history of erotica in Japanese painting and this coloring book takes its cues from that tradition. Grab some crayons, maybe grab a coloring partner and…

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Living the Dream Shower Curtain

Living the Dream Shower Curtain

Get your mind right every morning with a reminder of that good life! Maybe you're already living it, maybe not. But if you think about what it takes to really be happy, well, it ain't much. Good food, good fun,…

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Beatrix Kiddo Jumpsuit

Beatrix Kiddo Jumpsuit

Now that's a power suit! Take a cue from Beatrix Kiddo (who was definitely taking a cue from the master, Bruce Lee) and rock this badass yellow bodysuit with a wide black band up the sides and down the arms.…

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The Weird and Wild World of Sex Toys

EXCLUSIVE: The Weird and Wild World of Sex Toys!

Ladies aaaaand Gentlemen! Step right up, right this way --- to your very own treasure chest of personal pleasures! This week we're transforming a small corner of drunkMall into a one-of-a-kind sex shop experience. Maybe you've visited the local lion's den…

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Playtime for Couples Coloring Book

Playtime for Couples Coloring Book

There are adult coloring books and then there are adult coloring books. This is the second kind. Oh, you don't know what that means because we literally just used the same exact words to describe two different things? Fine, we'll break…

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Loving It Sticker

Loving It Sticker

Ba da ba da da! What's your favorite place to eat lunch? If your standard response to that question has gotten you more than one sit-down with HR, this is the bumper sticker for you! Taking extreme liberty with parody…

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Blue Pubic Hair Dye

Blue Pubic Hair Dye

You don't have to be going gray downstairs to use pubic hair dye - it can just be a super special fashion statement! If you haven't developed a taste for granny porn, it's totally possible that you didn't know pubic…

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Accidental Genitals

EXCLUSIVE: Accidental Genitals

It's the #1 rule of marketing: Sex Sells! Attractive people wearing suggestive clothing or making "do me" eyes at the camera have nothing to do with 90% of the products being sold to us every day. And, yet - there…

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What Would Dolly Do Shirt

What Would Dolly Do Shirt

Dolly Parton is an American treasure. She's incredibly talented, funny, smart and beautiful. Not only that but her personality is just the best. You'd have to dig really deep to find anyone with an unkind word to say about Dolly…

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Pin the Boobs on the Babe

Pin the Boobs on the Babe

Pin the Tail on the Donkey is a game for children. That being established, we've learned at drunkMall that children and drunk adults have a lot in common. Talking too loud, crying, the occasional incontinence - it's all there. And…

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Naked Lady Chef Apron

Naked Lady Chef Apron

Make a bold fashion statement while flipping burgers in the backyard! This chef's apron lets the wearer show off their inner sexy belly dancer with an image of, you guessed it, a sexy topless* belly dancer! And you know what…

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