skip to Main Content
Buddha Board

Buddha Board

If you loved Etch-A-Sketch when you were a kid then you'll probably want to know about the Buddha Board. It's a similar concept with a twist that makes it a little more "grown up" than playing with an Etch-A-Sketch in…

View Post
Great Nudes Coffee Mug

Great Nudes Coffee Mug

Dicks and titties make the world go 'round. Just go to any museum and count the dicks and titties in there - we'll wait. Yeah, yeah - that's "art" and we're being "crass" about it. Whatever. Old dicks and titties…

View Post
Ink Made from Pollution

Ink Made from Pollution

Looks like we finally found a practical use for some of the air pollution humans create on a daily basis. Now, we don't know how this works because we're too lazy to read any of the information that is surely…

View Post
Vincent Van Gogh Action Figure

Vincent Van Gogh Action Figure

X-Men and The Flash aren't the kind of heroes everyone needs but those are pretty much the only game in town for action figures. It makes sense. The word "action" is right there. The little doll has to have moving…

View Post
Sex Sells

EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…

View Post
Mini Hieronymus Bosch Statues

EXCLUSIVE: Mini Hieronymus Bosch Statues

Anyone who recognizes the name Hieronymus Bosch knows that he's a dude who painted some truly bizarre, even disturbing scenes. His most famous work, The Garden of Earthly Delights, is a surreal clusterfuck of imagery that still has art scholars arguing over…

View Post
Psycho Shower Canvas Print

Psycho Shower Canvas Print

Deadly cool artwork for the horror aficionado! Taking the most infamous kill scene in cinema history as inspiration, this piece depicts a mysterious kitchen knife-wielding hand creeping towards a young woman taking a shower. Naturally, we recommend hanging this canvas…

View Post
Murder Scene Terrarium

Murder Scene Terrarium

This deceptive terrarium contains a miniature murder scene investigation! Any fan of "murder porn" television who also has a keen eye for interior design will derive a twisted sense of enjoyment from this piece. Themes of life and themes of…

View Post
Moriarty on Canvas

Moriarty on Canvas

Is Moriarty the greatest villain of all time? If Sherlock Holmes is the greatest detective in history then one could certainly make the argument that, given the nature of their relationship and certain plot points which we won't spoil here,…

View Post
Pop Art Camera

Pop Art Camera

Andy Warhol famously said that in the future everyone would be famous for 15 minutes. This is the future and Andy Warhol is dead. So if your idea of "famous" is your beautiful face featured all up in one of…

View Post
Presidential Philip J. Fry Poster

Presidential Philip J. Fry Poster

Anyone can be presidential, just look at Presidential Fry from Futurama on this poster! Borrowing more than a little inspiration from a famous presidential painting of Abraham Lincoln, this poster is printed on 100lb polar white photo paper. (Whatever the…

View Post
Dripping Clock

Dripping Clock

Time keeps on drippin' into the future! Like a surrealist painting come to life, this trippy clock hangs over the edge of a shelf as if it had been liquified by intense heat or as though the very fabric of…

View Post