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Dog Food Condiments

Dog Food Condiments

  • Apr 21, 2017

Think about how often you use condiments to improve the whole situation on a table in front of you. Now think about your dog. Don't you think your dog would love a little extra something something on that depressing ass…

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Portable Shot Glass Keychain

Portable Shot Glass Keychain

  • Apr 21, 2017

A party can break out anywhere at anytime - you've gotta be prepared! Maybe someone's got a great playlist, someone else has a bottle or two... Don't be the only person who doesn't contribute something to the proceedings! With this…

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Slutty Cereals

Slutty Cereals

  • Apr 21, 2017

Start off your day the freaky way with some kinked out breakfast cereal! It's not an ad agency mockup. It's not a joke. These cereals are the real deal, available for purchase and enjoyment right now! Unless you grew up…

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Dick Pillows

Dick Pillows

  • Apr 20, 2017

Stiff neck? Maybe you should prop your head up with a nice cock pillow. Maybe it's been too long since you had an erect one in your life, you know? That's just one of many excellent reasons to purchase a…

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Bear Bikini Top

Bear Bikini Top

  • Apr 20, 2017

Good news, baby bear cubs! Maybe the cutest top ever is right here, available to order - at least, while supplies last. (The medium size is already sold out.) The obvious selling point here is the adorable bears on the…

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Old School Mickey Mouse Shirt

Old School Mickey Mouse Shirt

  • Apr 20, 2017

Everyone should own a Mickey Mouse t-shirt at some point in their lives. And that point in life was about 30 years ago, right in the middle of the 1980s. Or whenever you were a small child, if any "olds"…

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EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks

EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks

  • Apr 19, 2017

Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…

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Taco Bell Wrapper Wedding Dress

Taco Bell Wrapper Wedding Dress

  • Apr 19, 2017

Upgrade your special day to Bell Grande with some help from South of the Border! One resourceful bride-to-be fashioned her own wedding dress using many Taco Bell food wrappers. How many? Well, you'd have to ask her but just look…

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Monster Grandfather Clock

Monster Grandfather Clock

  • Apr 19, 2017

There's something so "90s sci-fi" about these grandfather clocks. Like, if you've ever seen Event Horizon, Demolition Man or Starship Troopers then you should have no trouble at all imagining a clock like this in the background of any night scene…

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Green Apple Army Gummies

Green Apple Army Gummies

  • Apr 18, 2017

The frontlines of the Candy Wars just got stormed by a new wave of infantry!* Remember playing with little green Army men? Or perhaps your childhood was bereft of that pleasure but you've certainly at least seen these dudes in…

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Beavis and Butthead Doc Martens

Beavis and Butthead Doc Martens

  • Apr 18, 2017

Listen up, buttmunchers! These special edition Beavis and Butthead Doc Martens are the real deal. Black and blue leather, treaded soles and yellow stitching complement the kickass cartoon graphics of '90s anti-heroes Beavis and Butthead getting metal as hell in London!…

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Kiss Messaging

Kiss Messaging

  • Apr 18, 2017

Whether you're in a long-distance relationship, still in that first phase of addictive lust with someone or just a really "kiss kiss" type of person, you're gonna want to pay attention to this technological breakthrough. Kissenger is the world's first…

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