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Easy Snow Removal System

Easy Snow Removal System

  • Feb 17, 2017

Small fortunes have been made off of how precarious and sketchy a task it can be to remove snow from the roof of a house. There's probably a shelf in the America's Funniest Home Videos vault somewhere dedicated exclusively to…

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Charcoal Face Mask

Charcoal Face Mask

  • Feb 17, 2017

Charcoal face masks are a huge trend right now. We can't really read the packaging on this one because we had to look for a charcoal face mask marketed to other countries, for obvious reasons. Oh, the reasons aren't obvious?…

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Cat Hair Craft Book

Cat Hair Craft Book

  • Feb 17, 2017

Crazy cat ladyhood knows no boundaries. Right when you think you've gone as far into crazy cat lady world as possible, that's when you realize you could totally find a use for all of the cat hair hanging around your…

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USS Enterprise Bottle Opener

USS Enterprise Bottle Opener

  • Feb 16, 2017

Beam yourself up to the next galaxy of Star Trek fandom! This bottle opener is modeled after the NCC-1201 United Space Ship Enterprise from the original Star Trek television series. Trekkies everywhere are opening bottles with this church key style opener. You…

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Giant Fist Drink Holder

Giant Fist Drink Holder

  • Feb 16, 2017

As if you needed anymore help feeling like a big badass when you crush some beers, here's a drink holder your entire hand goes inside of that looks like a massive fist! Remember when the first new Hulk movie came out…

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Thin Mints Cereal

Thin Mints Cereal

  • Feb 16, 2017

Do we even need to write anything about this product? It's officially licensed Thin Mints cereal. If you aren't already looking for the button you need to click to get at least one box of this on the way to…

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Doggystyle Skeleton Sex Statue

Doggystyle Skeleton Sex Statue

  • Feb 15, 2017

The hip bone's connected to the butt bone when this statue is on display! You know what they say, everyone's the same on the inside. We're all just skeletons banging it out with each other when the lights are off,…

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Machine Gun Print Pantyhose

Machine Gun Print Pantyhose

  • Feb 15, 2017

2017 is the year of the bad bitch, we're calling it now! Dial in that sexy-meets-dangerous look with these machine gun pantyhose! Sheer hose give a mostly-nude appearance but printed on each leg is a graphic of a deadly weapon. One…

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Smart Bobber

Smart Bobber

  • Feb 15, 2017

Back in the day, you used to have to waste hours of your life trying to figure out if there were even any fish in the spots you decided to try casting a line. Not anymore! Now all you need is…

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GIVEAWAY: Face Blanket

GIVEAWAY: Face Blanket

  • Feb 14, 2017

There are certain times in life when the world needs to forget about your face for a while. For those times, there is now: Face Blanket! Face Blanket drapes over your head and completely obscures your face from the world,…

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Mermaid Titties Incense Burner

Mermaid Titties Incense Burner

  • Feb 14, 2017

If you like boobs and incense then this is the incense burner for you! Now, straight up, we have no idea how this thing works but it's called a backflow incense burner. Whatever backflow is, we're assuming that's what causes…

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Haters Gonna Hate Patch

Haters Gonna Hate Patch

  • Feb 14, 2017

Get these three words into your head: haters gonna hate! No matter who you are, no matter what you do or how low profile you try to be about it, there will eventually be a hater that crosses your path.…

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