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Leopard Heart Sunglasses

Leopard Heart Sunglasses

  • Aug 15, 2017

It's the summer of love! Or, at least, the summer of looking drop dead gorgeous. We've said it before and we'll say it again - there's one magic word when it comes to style and that word is: accessories! Why…

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Toaster Bags

Toaster Bags

  • Aug 15, 2017

The American Dream means many different things to many different people. For some, the American Dream is winning the grand prize on a scratch-off lottery ticket and never having to work again. Others want to take their genius idea, turn…

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Sun and Moon Plushies

Sun and Moon Plushies

  • Aug 14, 2017

Space is the place! Do you ever just, like, look up? Most people reading this right now live in major cities... (Yeah, we pay attention to demographic info of web traffic. You don't have to get all Alex Jones about…

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Fish Slippers

Fish Slippers

  • Aug 14, 2017

Here, fishy fishy! How many times has a conversation like this played out in your house: "Honey... Have you seen my lake shoes?" 'The black ones?' "Well, they used to be black... I don't know what color you'd call 'em…

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Seal Face Mask

Seal Face Mask

  • Aug 13, 2017

You ever see a white seal with a zit? Nah, you probably haven't. Maybe that's got something to do with them hanging out on ice all day, swimming in unpolluted waters and subsisting on a diet of fresh (and live)…

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3xLP Score from Westworld

3xLP Score from Westworld

  • Aug 13, 2017

Here's something for everyone who's watched the first season of Westworld four times already... It's so rare that a hyped TV show delivers on the hype and then some. Westworld nailed it. Like, perfectly. Did you know it's the most-watched…

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Oathkeeper

Oathkeeper

  • Aug 12, 2017

Alright, folks - where are we at with the Game of Thrones predictions? Who do you think's gonna end up on that Iron Throne when it's all said and done? Will anything even be left of King's Landing? One thing…

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Poems by Dogs

Poems by Dogs

  • Aug 12, 2017

Let's be real, if our four-legged friends were capable of creating high art, dogs would not be the ones writing poems. That would be feline territory. Cat condescension screams "I'm a misunderstood poet!" But also, if dogsĀ did write poems, it…

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Pancake Jelly Beans

Pancake Jelly Beans

  • Aug 11, 2017

Pancakes are everything. Everything you need to know is right there in the word: pan cakes. Cakes made in a pan. And not only are you allowed to eat them for breakfast but it's actually considered extremely normal, sometimes even…

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Dishwasher Status Magnet

Dishwasher Status Magnet

  • Aug 11, 2017

Dirty? Clean? Dirty? Clean? No, we're not playing that game where you hang out in a public place and try to guess the condition of the underwear being worn by strangers walking by. (That's a fun game to play, though.)…

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Beer Shirt

Beer Shirt

  • Aug 10, 2017

If you aren't half full of beer and hanging out in a sleeveless shirt at least one day a week then you're doing summer all wrong. None of that "craft" beer bullshit, either. This is America. You show up to…

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Dog Poop Bag Communicator

Dog Poop Bag Communicator

  • Aug 10, 2017

Beam up the dog poop, Scotty. Scotty... Come on, Scotty - beam up the dog poop! Scotty never beams up the dog poop, does he? Oh, if life could only be that simple. But no, this isn't a beloved science…

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