Vincent Van Go Away Bag
Finding new ways to tell other people to "fuck off" is basically an art form and we live in the golden age of it! Van Gogh probably told more than his share of people to go screw back in his day.…
Moth Larvae Shit Tea
You're probably already asking yourself why this is a thing. Yeah, we don't know either. Whatever the hell it is that makes people want to drink liquid brewed from something that's already passed through the digestive system of another creature,…
KFC Romance Novel
Romance, escapism and fast food chicken collide in a wistful tale of one woman's discovery of her own freedom to love... and to live... This is marketing on a level unlike anything we've seen before, folks. Forget product placement. Forget…
Recycled Firefighter Gear Laptop Bags
Introducing the new favorite laptop case of every male stripper with a firefighter routine! Dakota Stitch and Design is out here rounding up old firefighter gear and repurposing it for your "rugged" bag needs. They do backpacks, laptop cases, wallets and…
Vomiting Swan Faucet
It's always hilarious when you go over to someone's house and see something like this. You never really know if the homeowner is aware that they have a sink setup that looks like a swan just throwing the fuck up…
NES Controller Notebook
Here's a cheat code for life: own a notebook. Studies have shown that physically writing something down (rather than typing it) leads to people being more likely to remember what was written down and being quicker to locate the specific note in question if a refresher…
Fortune Teller Pen
It's basically a scientific fact that making your own decisions is the worst. 90% of what sucks about being an adult is having to make all your own decisions. Like, when was the last time someone came up to you…
Rainbow Pencils
There's nothing quite like using a real pencil. Whether you're writing or drawing, the process is the same: a thought that exists in your mind is moved through your body and into your hand, where pressing pencil to paper allows…
Rearview Mirror Wristband
Most bicycles do not come with rearview mirrors. That's dumb. And dangerous. And dumb. But you can take matters into your own hands! Or wrists, to be more precise... This wristband is the ultimate cyclist accessory. When you're on the…
Complete Far Side Collection
The Far Side is essentially the exact opposite of The Family Circus. While both comics generally use a single panel format instead of the typical multi-paneled "strip" of most newspaper comics, one of them is the worst piece of unfunny…
Modular Sleep Mask
This is the best sleep mask that has ever been made and it doesn't even exist yet. Wait, so how can we say this is the best sleep mask if we've never used it? Because every sleep mask that sucks,…
Cute and Kinky Rolling Papers
For when you're absolutely obsessed with every aspect of your cute and perverted life being on brand: it's pink pussy rolling papers! The actual papers are white. In fact, there's nothing really special or different about the rolling papers themselves.…