Flying Butterfly Bookmark
Take a look, it's in a book - flying butterflies! Okay, please nobody tell LeVar Burton we used some of his song. We actually didn't. It's a totally different melody. There's a pickup note. It's just some of the words…
Mini Bob Ross Figure
Bob Ross has always been the man and will always be the man. Right up there with Mr. Rogers in the class of contagiously calm role models we hope you were lucky enough to grow up watching on daytime television.…
Passport to the Unconscious
Did you know that there are people who think they don't have dreams? They think they lay down every night and close there eyes and just... lay there... Of course we know that's not true, don't we? Everyone dreams, every…
Hoodie Travel Pillow
Listen, we'll force hoodie season early. We don't care. Who cares? They've got light hoodies these days. You can get a hoodie made with light fabric, especially if you're gonna be spending the day in an airport. It's never a…
Cockroach Pool Float
Now that's a big cockroach! Laying out in the sun at the pool all day seems totally glamorous. And maybe it is. But if there's one thing John Waters has taught us about glam, it's that glam and trash are purely…
ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation
In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…
Confetti High Fives
Can you imagine how it must have felt for the two people who invented the high five? Like, wow. Really... It makes you wonder who they were... What they were doing... What supreme achievement they had performed that needed a…
SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge
National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…
Nobody Likes a Cockblock Book
Everybody's just trying to get their swerve on, you know? The last thing you want is to have some person keep the good times from rolling. This book explains that in terms that even a child could understand, although you…
DIY Bath Bomb Kit
Making your own bath bombs is the bomb deezy, boiz! These cute kits come with all the chemicals and instructions and whatnot that you need to create your own luxury spa experience at home. Think of it like a chemistry…
Amazon Gift Cards
Now we know what you're thinking. No, this isn't just a lazy way for us to get out of having to find something crazy to post. Look around the rest of the site and you'll see that there are well…
Fake Missile Launcher Car Lighter
Spy toy budgets are wasted on spies. You see James Bond fire rockets from the undercarriage of his sports car in his movie and it looks super badass. Okay. You know that spies are real, though, right? Spies exist and…