This is absolutely genius. Because if you think about it, you'll realize that sticky notes are almost exclusively used to tell people what to do. Just about every single time you're looking at a sticky note, it's because some other…
What a magical time to be alive! The best part of everyone's favorite marshmallow cereal is the marshmallows, duh. Thanks to the wonders of the Internet, you can now cut out the middleman and score some of those marshmallows all…
We're almost to the finish line in the marathon gauntlet that's been the year 2016! You know what that means?! It's almost time for everyone to realize that human beings made up this calendar year bullshit and 2017 will be…
"I hate Christmas music." We've all heard someone say this. In fact, many of you reading this right now may very well have uttered these exact words within the last 24 hours. Don't freak out! drunkMall isn't spying on you…
How do you say "shut up and take my money" in Wookie?! The first thing you need to know about this Chewbacca stocking is that it is currently on sale and we'll be extremely surprised if it doesn't sell out.…
Game night might never be the same after this... Notorious Serial Killers is a deck of cards that are kind of like baseball cards but, instead of professional athletes, each card is dedicated to a multiple murderer and features relevant…
Set phasers to fun! Sitting around the house, strolling around your favorite convention, even cruising at warp speed through the final frontiers of space - enjoy your favorite adult or non-adult canned beverages in stylish koozie paying tribute to Mr. Spock of…
Sick of those boring trips to the toilet in the middle of the night? Of course you are! Who isn't? It's like you're asleep, having an a-ma-zing time with Hugh Jackman letting you in on the secret that they really did…
Usually when people talk about fast food, they aren't talking about how many miles per hour it was traveling on its way to being cooked! Just in time for those Thanksgiving and Christmas road trips, here's a handy guide on…
The official phone case of everyone who should have their phone taken away and locked in a box as soon as the Sun goes down! Drunk dialing (and texting) is a very real problem. Honestly, that's the entire reason for…
If starting the day off with a belly full of bacon is your idea of a good morning, why let the fun stop there? Bacon took care of you on the inside, so let it do work for you on…
The head bone's connected to the... beer bone! Alright, the song needs some work but what's not to love about this bone-tastic beer bong? We're picking up some serious Dothraki meets Vlad the Impaler's hard partying teenage nephew vibes from…