Chocolate and spice go together extremely well. Most brands of really good chocolate bars will have at least one flavor with entry-level hot chilis in it for this reason. And if you've never made a recipe for brownies that called…
People always make a big deal about how much your sense of smell impacts the way food tastes, right? But what about the other senses? Like, the way food looks is pretty important, you know. Presentation, they call it. And…
When you think about safety and fun, what's the first thing you think about? No, not those awesome educational videos you watched in Health class that were made in the '70s to teach kids on fire how to not be on…
The cream always rises to the top and this whipped cream maker is the cream of the crop! So many of the best things in life have cream involved. Ice cream... creamy soups... creamed corn... (Shutup, it's good.) And we…
Hey, asshole! Want some chocolate? You bet your sweet ass(hole) you do! If there's one thing Belgians know how to do, it's make chocolate. (They've been doing it since the 1800s, after all. Someone would have probably stopped them by…
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were the best thing to happen to pizza since the invention of the brick oven. Like, every pizza chain in America literally owes TMNT for the uptick in business from 90s kids demanding pizza because…
Hot damn! You like your meat spicy? Here's hoping you like your meat spicy, folks, because this. meat. is. spicy! Do you know what spontaneous combustion is? That's when a person is just sitting around, minding their own damn business,…
Nobody ever said life was fair and if they did then you know that person was a liar and not to be trusted. Because life is absolutely 100% not fair. There are plenty of examples you could use to illustrate…
Alright, here's a little something for everyone who watched the first season of Game of Thrones and thought, "Psh, that Khaleesi ain't nothing special. I could eat a horse heart if a had to do it..." Time to put your…
Step up your sandwich game! Any fool can slap ingredients between two slices of bread and call it a sandy. But to create something truly magnificent, a food delivery system truly worth of John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich,…
National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…
Murder is so popular right now that people are falling over themselves to find ways to associate it with their product niche. That's how you end up with a homicide-inspired cookbook. Make no mistake, this is more than a cash grab.…