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The American Dream means many different things to many different people. For some, the American Dream is winning the grand prize on a scratch-off lottery ticket and never having to work again. Others want to take their genius idea, turn…

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Pancake Jelly Beans

Pancake Jelly Beans

Pancakes are everything. Everything you need to know is right there in the word: pan cakes. Cakes made in a pan. And not only are you allowed to eat them for breakfast but it's actually considered extremely normal, sometimes even…

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Buddha Butter Dish

Buddha Butter Dish

Do you ever wonder how Buddha got fat? Well, friend, here's the deal: that's the wrong question to ask. Look at that Buddha. See how happy he is? That's what you should want to know - how did Buddha get…

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Chainmail Skillet Scrubber

Chainmail Skillet Scrubber

What is clean may never rust! Now that winter is here, we're prepared for anything at any turn - checking around corners for our enemies, watching out for double-crosses from "close friends" and of course just waiting for a spot…

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Bird Shit Bowl Set

Bird Shit Bowl Set

You've gotta think someone lost their job over this, huh? Of course, nowadays it's virtually impossible to know whether these "accidental" design quirks are truly accidental or a covert attempt to chase after a viral response when it hits the…

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See the 2017 Solar Eclipse

HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!

Hey, America! We're a little less than 3 weeks away from one of the most amazing celestial happenings in decades! A total solar eclipse is coming our way and you've still got plenty of time to prepare for seeing it…

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Tacos Everyday

FOOD FAD: Tacos Everyday!

Forget about Taco Tuesday. No, this isn't about trying to change it to Taco Thursday... You're gonna have to think bigger than alliteration where we're going. In fact, go ahead and start doing whatever mental exercises you usually use do…

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Automatic Candy Dispenser

Automatic Candy Dispenser

You gotta be about that snack life to get through the day. Time has a way of slipping away and if you're the kind of person who's able to become interested in things (pretty awesome life skill) then you know…

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Shark Attack Shaker Set

Shark Attack Shaker Set

Get hyped for Shark Week 2017, y'all! This year is gonna be about as wild as it's ever been, as far as we can tell. If you aren't aware, the greatest Olympian of all time (so, practically the best human)…

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Standalone Pizza Oven

Standalone Pizza Oven

It's dumb hot outside. Some of us have air conditioning situations that won't let us forget it, either. The last thing you want to do right now is have your oven on as hot as it will go, which everyone…

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Galactic Lollipops

Galactic Lollipops

  Ever wanted to pop a whole galaxy in your mouth before? Probably not, unless you attended that screening of Men in Black on the second day of Burning Man while tripping your ass off on some stuff that doesn't…

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Glamping for Social Media 101

OUTDOORS: Glamping for Social Media 101!

Everyone who likes camping already knows how to camp. This one is for everyone who is very much not in the "camping demographic" but understands that variety is the spice of a highly produced public persona used on social media…

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