Having problems remembering to drink your 8 glasses of water a day? Elephants never forget! Listen, it's literally a meme at this point for people to tell you to drink more water but YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE DRINKING MORE WATER!…
Most adorable koozie ever? Yeah, maybe. But Gremlins also perfectly encapsulates what is so awesome about movie nights. You take some outlandish (and mostly nonsensical) concept, like cute creatures that can turn into vicious monsters if ridiculous rules are broken, then let…
Lightbulb shaped drinking glasses - what a great idea! Even if you aren't trying to draw some inspiration from bottled spirits, staying hydrated is always a boss move. Each of these glasses holds a little over 12 ounces of liquid,…
You can feel like the fanciest booze smuggler ever with this flask! What looks like a rose gold chunky bracelet is in fact a secret vessel for storing and transporting the beverage of your choice. Let's be honest, 90% of…
On one hand it's maybe the single greatest episode of television you've ever seen but on the other hand that beer isn't gonna drink itself... No longer a problem! This beer mug has a perfectly slanted far side for you to keep…
It's that time of year again and the last thing your dad wants for Father's Day is another necktie. Honestly, the best gift most of you could give your father would be to move out of the basement or start…
You're probably already asking yourself why this is a thing. Yeah, we don't know either. Whatever the hell it is that makes people want to drink liquid brewed from something that's already passed through the digestive system of another creature,…
The dream is real! Every drink you had to drink from a vessel that didn't look like a butt, every sip through a straw that wasn't rammed between silicone butt cheeks, all those terrible times your beverage failed to remind you…
Congratulations, you forgot Mother's Day again. It's not like your mom needs anything from you, right? She only lugged you around inside of her body for most of a year and then managed to keep you alive for another 18…
Maybe the thing your morning routine is missing is more drugs. Sure, you're already slamming home cups of coffee plus whatever pills you were totally legally prescribed by a real actual doctor who isn't your drug dealer. Sure. But still,…
Nerd party! Probably a lot of you have no idea what you're looking at right now. Well they're coasters. But these coasters look exactly like floppy disks, which were a thing that people used to use when they needed to…
You know how every time you go to the beach it's like, "Damn, I wish I had my guitar rig here so I could lay down some epic riffs while gazing out at these waves." Okay, so you've probably never…