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Cute Elephant Personal Water Tanks

Cute Elephant Personal Water Tanks

Having problems remembering to drink your 8 glasses of water a day? Elephants never forget! Listen, it's literally a meme at this point for people to tell you to drink more water but YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE DRINKING MORE WATER!…

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Birdhouse for Barn Owls

Birdhouse for Barn Owls

Owls are badass. Some of you don't know how badass owls are but YouTube can educate you real fast if you want to learn the heights of owl savagery... Barn owls don't usually get too crazy with attacking eagles and…

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FitBark Wearable for Dogs

FitBark Wearable for Dogs

Monitor and track your four-legged friends' life stats! This waterproof wearable for canines syncs via bluetooth to an app that be accessed via iOS, Android and your web browser. In that app you can check your dog's daily activity and sleep…

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Bag It Up

GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!

You ever think about how many different types of bags there are in the world? Well you're about to because that's what we decided to do this week - scour the Internet for all the different kinds of notable bags…

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Hard Partying Panda Shirt

Hard Partying Panda Shirt

Maybe pandas were so close to going extinct because they just party too hard. Even after humans took an interest in keeping their species thriving, the actual panda bears themselves didn't seem to care that much about making more panda…

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Vomiting Swan Faucet

Vomiting Swan Faucet

It's always hilarious when you go over to someone's house and see something like this. You never really know if the homeowner is aware that they have a sink setup that looks like a swan just throwing the fuck up…

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Mother's Day for Bad Kids

GIFT GUIDE: Mother’s Day for Bad Kids

Congratulations, you forgot Mother's Day again. It's not like your mom needs anything from you, right? She only lugged you around inside of her body for most of a year and then managed to keep you alive for another 18…

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Lucky Cat Bag

Lucky Cat Bag

Here, kitty kitty! Regular customers of Japanese-owned businesses will probably recognize this style of cat. You often see similar statues near the entrance of these places because the maneki-neko is believed to bring good luck. The meaning of the raised paw…

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Shark and Mermaid Blankets

Shark and Mermaid Blankets

There are two types of people in this world and today we've got a blanket for each of them! You got your shark people. You got your mermaid people. It's that simple. Some people have both a shark person and…

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Squirrel Neck Pillow

Squirrel Neck Pillow

There's nothing fun about having a stiff neck from falling asleep in an awkward position during a travel nap. Use a neck pillow! This cute travel pillow looks like a squirrel with the big bushy tail serving as the actual…

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Farting Animals Coloring Book

Farting Animals Coloring Book

Pop quiz: are farts funny? No, farts are not funny. Farts are hilarious. Farts are so hilarious that people have been farting for literally as long as the human body has existed and we still laugh at farts. That's an insane…

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Horsin' Around

GIFT GUIDE: Horsin’ Around

The Kentucky Derby - which is a superb excuse to get drunk, wear funny clothes and win or lose various sums of money while yelling at running horses - goes down this weekend. It's a truly great American tradition, as…

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