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Poke Ball Pizza Cutter

Poke Ball Pizza Cutter

After a long day of being a dang good Pokemon trainer, perhaps even holding it down as a prestigious gym leader in your local Pokemon Go arena, you've gotta get some food in that belly! Don't know about you but…

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Chicken Clothes

Chicken Clothes

So you've been listening to some podcast about how to live Paleo and eggs are your new favorite things so you decided to get some chickens for a cheap source of high quality eggs. That's smart. But did you ever…

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Fish Slippers

Fish Slippers

Here, fishy fishy! How many times has a conversation like this played out in your house: "Honey... Have you seen my lake shoes?" 'The black ones?' "Well, they used to be black... I don't know what color you'd call 'em…

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Seal Face Mask

Seal Face Mask

You ever see a white seal with a zit? Nah, you probably haven't. Maybe that's got something to do with them hanging out on ice all day, swimming in unpolluted waters and subsisting on a diet of fresh (and live)…

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Poems by Dogs

Poems by Dogs

Let's be real, if our four-legged friends were capable of creating high art, dogs would not be the ones writing poems. That would be feline territory. Cat condescension screams "I'm a misunderstood poet!" But also, if dogs did write poems, it…

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Dog Poop Bag Communicator

Dog Poop Bag Communicator

Beam up the dog poop, Scotty. Scotty... Come on, Scotty - beam up the dog poop! Scotty never beams up the dog poop, does he? Oh, if life could only be that simple. But no, this isn't a beloved science…

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Samurai Armor for Cats

Samurai Armor for Cats

It's a dog eat dog world out there - and cats? Holy shit, you don't even want to know what cats are capable of doing to each other. It's ferocious. The type of shit you'd only read about in textbooks…

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Dachsund Ice Cube Tray

Dachsund Ice Cube Tray

Hot dog? In this weather?! You must be out of your mind! A "hot" anything is not what the doctor ordered for the summer of 2017, people. We need to cool it on down, lil doggies! Cool doggies... Cold dogs... Ice…

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Bird Shit Bowl Set

Bird Shit Bowl Set

You've gotta think someone lost their job over this, huh? Of course, nowadays it's virtually impossible to know whether these "accidental" design quirks are truly accidental or a covert attempt to chase after a viral response when it hits the…

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Discreet Cat Scratch Pad

Discreet Cat Scratch Pad

You probably think your cat cares about you. It's possible. If a tree fell on you and you died today, it's possible that at some point in the future your cat be in the middle of napping a day away,…

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Tacos Everyday

FOOD FAD: Tacos Everyday!

Forget about Taco Tuesday. No, this isn't about trying to change it to Taco Thursday... You're gonna have to think bigger than alliteration where we're going. In fact, go ahead and start doing whatever mental exercises you usually use do…

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Blues Brothers Ducky

Blues Brothers Ducky

There are so many versions of these rubber duckies. Like, if you've got a favorite person from music or movies or even books, you should at least look to see if there's a rubber duck version of that person. Because…

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